Marik Plays Bloodlines

Yay! You're like one of the two people I'd go gay for, even though you're TOTALLY NOT gay

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 07:55:39 +0300

But who’s the other one?! Why am I not your sole reason for you doubting your sexuality!?

playing video games are lovely stuff

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 07:53:29 +0300

Yes. Yes they are.

oh my goodness marik you were gone so long i thought you'd been sucked into the shadow realm forever

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 07:53:17 +0300

I’m always here. Lurking. Though that’s more Bakura’s business than mine… The shadow realm will never have my perfect ass. Never.

Can i glomp you?

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 07:38:24 +0300

Gently please.

Wait a sec.... There are some vampires who managed to keep there tan. I know it's mostly in newer fiction, though. As well as a few RPGs where the vampire in question was an unwilling one and refused to feed.

Sun, 24 Feb 2013 16:45:11 +0200

I didn’t understand a word of this except contrary to popular belief I will get to keep my tan AND suck blood at the same time. Friggin’ awesome.

oh stop whining, the chainsaw will only hurt for a second

Sun, 24 Feb 2013 16:41:58 +0200

See, WHO THE FRIGG HUGS WITH CHAINSAWS.

huuuuuuuuuuug

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 18:30:50 +0200

BAKURAAAA HELP

Heh, interesting. So, how does it feel knowing that you'll never be able to have a tan being a vampire?

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 15:26:45 +0200

Nothing is worth losing this tan. Nothing. I’d rather die young then live forever without it.

Unpleasant surprises, EH? Like that tire iron or that weird guy that wanted to be in the movie all the time? Or perhaps Mel Gibson's corpse?

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 16:01:54 +0200

I wouldn’t care about the tire iron or any other…fetishy tools he might have there, I can just chuck those out of the window. But corpses or severed body parts, that’s a whole different story.

Although I would jump for joy if Bakura actually managed to kill our neighbor.

but didn't he just have an episode all about him...

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 23:14:11 +0200

I wouldn’t know. I only watch quality television. You know, like America’s Next Top Model.

whatever happened to jaden? he was all over this then just disappeared

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 12:11:04 +0200

I guess he went back to his lame show and drowned in the lameness. ZING.

BUT THIS BABY CAN WALK ON THE TIGHTROPE WITHOUT A SAFETY NET! Sorry about that i think someone was using my computer.

Sat, 09 Feb 2013 13:27:26 +0200

Hide your kids, hide your computer, they’re selling babies to everybody here. HA I made a pop culture reference.

Are you sure nothing is there, binky boy? Perhaps you should check in Bakura's closet really good. >:3

Wed, 06 Feb 2013 21:58:29 +0200

I don’t want to go to Bakura’s closet, there’s very unpleasant surprises sometimes.

I have but only one thing to say to you. clears throat Demonic Shakira and the zombie prostitute is behind you.

Wed, 06 Feb 2013 20:02:32 +0200

YOU SCARED ME AND MADE ME SPILL MY JUICE AND THERE WASN’T EVEN ANYTHING THERE.

Selling babies is most definitely not legal. That's probably why he's so desperate to get rid of it. But think, Marik! If you took it, you could have a progeny to inherit your fabulousness!

Tue, 05 Feb 2013 20:11:34 +0200

Ugh but it wouldn’t have the TAN gene. I want one as pretty as me. (I mean if I actually wanted one. But I most definitely don’t.)

oh not much.... a goat... or two...

Tue, 05 Feb 2013 20:07:34 +0200

Oh goats okay goats are stupid, that’s fine. I thought you meant maybe like…your neighbors or something.

HELLO THERE. WOULD YOU LIKE TO PURCHASE THIS BABY?

Tue, 05 Feb 2013 20:02:42 +0200

NOT YOU AGAIN. Is selling babies even legal?

what do you mean definite peril? i found if you give him a daily sacrifice, he doesn't act up AS much....

Tue, 05 Feb 2013 20:01:38 +0200

…what…exactly are you sacrificing to him?

So Marik, are you back to normal after waking up with that severed arm in your hands?

Sun, 03 Feb 2013 10:57:23 +0200

It happens a lot so…yes I’m back to normal. The blood stains are a bitch to get out, of course.

i don't know, the eye of wdjat BURNED into my skin kinda hurts

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 18:27:33 +0200

There is literally nothing you can do. (Is he gone now or are you still in potential…I mean definite mortal peril?)