ihavenoideawhati-mdoing asked: You're on the right track, dude. Way to be an internet entrepeneur. I think. I'm hyper, I don't know half the stuff I'm saying right now. Anyway, if you weren't an evil villain, what would you be? Besides sexy.
I woooooould…write comic books (and no, not the yaoi kind). Or design clothes for sexy people like myself. Or model. I would probably model. No wait, sing! I’d be an international pop star. Like Lady Gaga. Only better-looking. And less freaky.
Anonymous asked: Do you use L'Oreal?
Occasionally.
bakurasheadpastedtothings asked: Did you get a busy tone when you tried to talk to Ishizu?
Yeah…why?
upperclassredneck asked: I bet it is. But I could stand to see you in more leather.
Hey, you and me both.
dispelyell asked: Hey, Marik, what color was your bridesmaid dress going to be? Is Bakura going to the wedding? I heard Slenderman was dating Pyramid Head. Is this true as well? I love you! Stay sexy! -Your heartbroken fangirl P.S. I await your reconciliation with Bakura eagerly. I love you guys!
I don’t know, I was hoping lavender. It works best for me. Though pink is not bad either. I don’t know if Bakura’s invited but I guess we can bring somebody. In that case I’ll take him.
Pyramid Head, really? I didn’t know he was real…man, their kids will be the ugliest that ever existed.
bakurasheadpastedtothings asked: what happened?
Crazy-ass things happen here all the time…what exact event are you referring to?
neko-shiri-demon asked: Hey Marik... can i touch your midriff??
Ugh, fine. But careful, please. It’s for your own safety.
Anonymous asked: :holds bloody knife near your midriff* Admit that you miss Bakura so much because you LOVE HIM... or your midriff gets it.
Ooh I am so scared, it’s not like I’m sitting at home behind my computer right now and you’re sitting at home behind your computer right now, so neither of us can actually hurt each other with knives..
I miss Bakura because he is my best friend ever, okay?
bekahkay asked: So, I've been trying to find a Marik figurine or keychain or chibi figurine online because you're one of my favourites (the other is Bakura), right? Well, all the ones I've found are way too expensive, which leads me to ask why are you & your midriff so expensive?!
Because I am worth it.
I am the greatest, sexiest villain out there, of course I am expensive. It would be insulting to be a cheap keychain.
upperclassredneck asked: I think you and Bakura a a pair of bad ass villeins that would both look damn sexy in leather.
Damn right we would.
Only try and get Bakura into leather, it’s a challenge on its own.
Anonymous asked: Tacos are WAAAY better then dumb old pizza!
Word.
Anonymous asked: Aww, Marik. You have way more fangirls than him! <3
I know. I’ll always have that.
Anonymous asked: Marik, you should probably see a mental therapist. Being delusional is bad for your health. And your midriff.
What are you on about, I’m not delusional.
Anonymous asked: I've noticed that you find a lot of people laying in a pool of their own blood. Is that only in the video game, or in real life too? (You DO live with Bakura...)
In real life too. But not often, Bakura cleans up after himself.
